1.01 The Don’t Suck at Life: You Are Single Because of You

Lesbihonest and not make excuses for yourself.  You are single because of you.  Don’t even try to blame this and that; own your whack ass and learn from it.  Now you are wondering why.  Let me just tell you.

You are a snowflake – Yes, anything and everything someone says that is at your expense and is mildly derogatory offends you.  You need to grow some thick skin or grow your balls (ovaries for women).  Learn to roll with it and laugh it off.  Geez, how are you going to live through this harsh world and deal with criticism; whether warranted or not.  No man or woman wants to have to deal with your sensitive ass for the rest of their lives.  It’s never fun having to “walk on egg shells” with your partner all the time.

You know my situation – This is also known as being broke or being unable to hold a job for X number of years and always using the same excuses.  Your friends and family already know these excuses, but they will console and feel bad for you any ways.  Get your shit together.  Lets not BS, the opposite sex is looking for someone that can help them produce something together (some sort of contribution).  If you are one of those types that waits for something to happen without any work, you will be single for the rest of your life.  Please do not have any children either.

You are fronting … HARD! – I should not have to be up here to tell you to be yourself.  You want the person you are dating to know the real you; vice versa as well.  If you are trying to be someone else, you are pretty much lying and being dishonest.  We all know that lying and dishonestly leads to fruitful relationships, right?  Nobody has time to be someone else when you can easily be yourself.  If you cannot be yourself, you have personal psychological issues that a professional needs to deal with.  Any ways, when your partner or date figures out your con, you are done.  Nobody in their right mind would want to date someone that is dishonest.

You have a stick up your butt – You are suppose to have fun with your partner or while dating.  Nothing is more annoying than having to deal with someone that says “I don’t do that” or “I can’t eat that.”  Borrring!!!  Well, if they have some sort of allergy, then I’ll give that a pass (I’m not that much of a cold hearted prick). People like it when other people are more prone to try things they are interested in and vice versa.  Don’t be so close minded.  You might be really surprised on how much you enjoy it.

This is my 2 cents.  If you don’t agree, then enjoy your bed alone.

I got 99 problems, but a girl ain’t one.

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